Screwed

SCREWED. We all are...

Yep, that's how we feel, when things go shitty and, worse, beyond our control.

Customer: How come you sell shitty products?

Sales: Whoah, don't look at me, I didn't create the thing. Ask marketing!

Marketing: See? I knew this was coming even before the thing got out. But what are we to do? We pushed for better specs, but the R&D folks aren't exactly cooperative. Sue them!

R&D: Well, we told you we needed more time, you big-time bullies! Eat it (shit) alone!

Marketing: <>

See? All in a day's work.